The brutal reality of that smooth, patchy jawline is that it is a literal wasteland of starved follicles. Worse yet, the skin underneath is screaming for air, choked by thick, congested sebum buildup. And on the rare occasion a weak, pathetic hair struggles to break through, it brings a storm of disgusting, flaky white beard dandruff with it! Day and night, it is stripping away your masculinity and authority. If you just ignore it, this weakness will bulldoze your image into a soft, boyish blank canvas, permanently stripped of any rugged alpha appeal.